Douched #1: Yo dude, I got an F in this class at California State University, Chico, even though I did all the work and answered everything right, and handed it all in time! And I went to all the classes, because if you're absent more than the allowed time, you fail, because they take fucking roll like it's goddam pre-school!
Douched #2: That's because you didn't pleasure your Nazi teacher in a Satanist way and lucked out by not getting one of the cool ones. Don't bother petitioning, monkeys will not help you. Only the books in the library and bookstore can make your time here educationally worthwhile if your teacher is a Nazi.
Bronameth: "Amen, bro. We killed that 30 rack of Natty and this morning I woke up and there were three girls in my bed but I can't remember shit."
Gary: "Why are you so tired Derek?"
Derek: "I was in Chico last weekend and blacked out three nights in a row."
Chico State Frat Boy #1: "Yeah I benched 285 last week"
Chico State Sorority Bitch #1: "Oh my god! You're so hot. Let me get on my knees and choke on your cock!"
Chico State Sorority Bitch #2: "Me too!"