Chickentology

The coolest religion in the world created with solo purpose to prohibit eating chicken (unless you are a VIP member of chickentology). The followers of the religion are guaranteed to be admitted to heaven, or their money back.

Dude, I did not know that Al is a VIP member of chickentology.

Chickentology by Stable_Equilibrium December 11, 2011

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Chickenology

1. Chickenolgy, derivative word of chicken. Chickenology can refer to facts, or anything about the Chicken.

2. Tactics of cowards.

Wow, I never knew KFC started delivering in 1996, much less delivering at all! Thats some major Chickenology, man!

Jeff said that the color earlobe of a chicken can usually determine what color egg it lays: Green-ish/shiny ear-lobed chickens usually lay green/blue eggs, red ear-lobed chickens usually lay brown eggs and white ear-lobed chickens lay white eggs. Theres some Chickenology for you!

Chickenology by Vamparagon June 10, 2009

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chickenology

1. trend among urban 20 somethings to keep one or two chickens in cages in small apartments, rooftop coops and/or urban streets where they may or may not free range.

2. Poultry keeping in urban settings most common among among neo punk, urban crusty kids, urban greenies, urban homesteaders.

3. the study and obsession with chicken health by otherwise non agricultural people.

4. Fashion trend marked by a peculiar obsession among well heeled urbanites with miniature show birds; they often keep them in high rise apartments as pets and carry them as one would carry a chihuahua.

Lucy's into chickenology; she's got 3 layers on the roof.

Hilton's a chickenologist; she carries that little white cochin around in her chanel bag.

Joey's gone so green all he talks is chickenology.

Tom got evicted for his chickenology obsession.

chickenology by Lily1014 June 10, 2009

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Chickenologist

Someone who studies or has a master in chickenology and is now a chickenologist

My uncles studied chickenology for a year at uni and is now a chickenologist

Chickenologist by Airfisher February 1, 2020

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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