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female with a quirky attitude and tends to be really random and strange.
Chia says: "I will never die.", she also says: "Dank means dark and wet. Like behind my eyeball."
by chi chi chi chia April 10, 2006
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An phrase coined by Young Jeezy that expresses the user's kinship with whomever is the object of the chia. May be used to express agreement, celebration, greeting, or any other, usually excited, emotions that the user may be feeling at the moment.
Alexej: (upon waking up and leaving the room) Dude, can I get a chia?
Philip: Chhhhhiiiiiiiiaaaa!
Alexej: Chia. (leaves)
by phlippy22 September 30, 2006
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Puerto Rican slang for a girl on the side, a girl that a dude is cheating with regularly.
David's girlfriend is Maria, but his chia is Alexis and you will always catch them together when Maria is away at school.
by Inspektress December 23, 2010
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'Mountain' in Kurdish and is a name used for males. It represents a protector, as Kurds used to say "we have no friends but the mountains" when they were trying to escape from Saddam Hussien.
"What's that guy's name?"

"His name is Chia"
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Chia, Chilling Here In the Atmosphere. Made famous by Timothy Delaghetto who made a song called 'CHIA' dedicated to his lady, however is now commonly used to say that you're doing well/relaxing/chilling/ happily doing nothing.
'Bro, sup?'

'Chia'
by Moonypiebais October 26, 2012
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A way of living, a style of life in which things are jsut layed back and relaxed
by gregory davidson October 15, 2005
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A neopet at www.neopets.com

This neopet almost got Neopets sued by the makers of the Chia Pet. However, Neopets won the lawsuit.
My Robot Draik had Chia Flour used on him, making him into a yellow Chia.
by Neopian November 06, 2003
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