She: "What?!? We just met. I thought you wanted a long-term relationship!"
He: "Do you like it when a man uses his....."
She: "Okay, stop right there. I'm NOT chexing with you tonight!!"
"Yeah, and it hurts like hell. My doctor says I will only live for one more week."
2. "Holy shit Martha! Do you have breast cancer? Why do you only have one boob?"
"No, I just got chexed a couple nights ago."
3. "Hey Kevin shouldn't we be chexing tonight? Are you ready to have your dick bitten off?"
"Hell no. I wont live for long if we do that. Let's just go for anal, okay?"