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Chesaning 

Farm based community located smack dab between M-52 and M-57. Consisting of about 3,000 people and 20,000 cows and acres of corn. This town offers Showboat week, a week consisting of concerts, drunk people and a parade. The high school is home to 500 or so students and offers a great FFA. Don't be surprised if you see a tractor driving through town or a house being busted with weed.
I drove through Chesaning, accidentally blinked and missed everything.
Chesaning by Jenrenee2009 March 4, 2010

Clemsoning 

1. The act of failing miserably on a grand athletic stage, or when the stakes are high. 2. Record-setting failure, usually reserved for college football.
There was an epic example of clemsoning when Clemson hosted Florida State in a highly anticipated football game on October 19, 2013. Clemson was ranked 3rd, while Florida State was ranked 5th. Florida State won the game 51 - 14. Clemson set a NCAA record for margin of defeat by a home team ranked #3 or higher. The 51 points scored by Florida State is the most points ever allowed by a Clemson opponent on Clemson's home field. Most of the home team fans could not take the clemsoning any longer and left the game mid way through the third quarter.
Clemsoning by Titleist2002 October 20, 2013

chessing 

verb; Living life like a game of chess while life is actually playing tetris with you, causing stress and never-ending disappointments when life does not turn out the way you expect it to.
Adjective form: chessy
"Poor guy, chessing around thinking that he will be able to retire by the age of 50..."
chessing by sirichar November 11, 2017

Clemsoning 

The act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football season.
Oklahoma State's overtime loss to an unranked Iowa State was a full-blown Clemsoning.
Clemsoning by solidverbal November 21, 2011

Cheesoning

A combination of cheese and seasoning. To flavor food with cheese. Most fitting for processed cheese.
"These potatoes are bland. They need to be cheesoned a bit."

"Eww, you need to add some cheesoning to this naked burger."
Cheesoning by briedinger June 2, 2009

Clemsoning 

(verb) 1. When you are widely favored to succeed and instead crash & burn. 2. Failing miserably and/or by a wide margin 3. Horribly embarrassing yourself in front of loved ones and strangers alike. 4. Having multiple records broken against you in front of a large audience.
1. When Google Plus launched it took a real Clemsoning. 2. When the hare raced the tortoise he really got Clemsoned. 3. When Snooki's parents decided not to have that abortion, they really pulled a Clemson.
Clemsoning by 5Speed January 11, 2012