cheirophilia 

Cheirophilia, also known as hand partialism or hand fetishism, is the sexual fetish for hands. This may include the attraction to a specific area such as the fingers, palm of the hand, back and/or the nails. Or the attraction to a specific action performed by the hands; which may otherwise be considered non-sexual, such as washing and drying dishes, painting of the fingernails and nail-biting.

Person 1: Hey, do you know about Cheirophilia?
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: It's the sexual attraction to hands. It's a fetish
Person 2: That's weird.

cheirophilia by AlienBoy778 May 12, 2022

Chairaphilia 

When having sex with a chair fulfills your every fantasy.

Like Necrophilia, but only Chairaphilia. Like "I want to have sex with my chair."

Chairaphilia by Jak Meihoff January 12, 2010

chirophilia

a seemingly technical word for handjob; masturbation.

He engaged heavily in chirophilia before getting married.

chirophilia by uttam maharjan September 7, 2010

chlorophilia 

a sexual attraction towards plants

-Why have you poked holes in all of these leaves?
-Iv'e got chlorophilia

chlorophilia by xXSpoodsXx October 8, 2017

Chlorophilia 

That act of gaining sexual pleasure from exposing yourself to plants or vegetation.

Jason experienced Chlorophilia while urinating in the woods by the 13th Tee Box.

Chlorophilia by BellsBeach50 July 30, 2025

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008