Cheesus Crust

Our lord that art in cheese.

Though I walk through the valley of crackers, I fear no evil for Cheesus Crust is with me.

by Asshead December 7, 2005

Cheesus Crust

A pizza place in the movie My Best Friends Girl starring Dane Cook.

Waitress: Welcome to Cheesus Crust where pizza’s a religious experience. How may I ordain your order?
Tank: How is the Pizza of Nazareth?
Waitress: People worship it.
Hilary: I am deeply offended.
Tank: I know these prices are outrageous which is why I carry my Flavor Savior Card; fifteen percent off to those who eat here religiously.

by TallOne March 25, 2009

Cheesus Crust

The thousand years have ended. I have seen the oceans turn to boiling cheese sauce and the moon crumble like crackers. Now is the end time. Have faith in our Lord Cheesus Crust, for only through chedar and triscuts may you save your eternal soul.

Kiss my (_|_) bitches, Cheesus Crust is Coming!!!

by Mr.Asshole August 19, 2006

Cheesus Crust

Come on he is the son of Glob. He dried on the cross for our sins.

Cheesus Crust! That scared the shite out of me.

by Max. Layton July 23, 2008

Cheesus Crust

Less blasphemous than saying Jesus Christ, or an atheist way of saying Jesus Christ

Cheesus Crust!! I just stubbed my toe!

by FLiCaBuG June 24, 2004

Cheesus crust

A way of saying Jesus Christ without putting the lords name in vein.

Cheesus crust Anthony! Why did you take my money!

by rohb February 11, 2017

Cheesus Fries and Crust

Rephrased "Jesus fucking Christ!" so it can be use in front of small humans and work humans.

An expression of strong surprise, disappointment or distress.

- Mommy, i lost my mittens at school again!
- Cheesus fries and crust, Tommy, its fifth pair of mittens this month!

by 100hampsters October 9, 2020