Cheesefaced

Process of wiping the penis(or gooch) with a tissue(or towel) to clean the area. Then take the tissue(or towel) and smear it all over one's face to see his or hers reaction.

*also can wipe the butt hole if receiver is really not liked, it is not as preferable though.

Justin: Dude what's all over that towel?

Joey: Watch this (says secretly to Justin)

Andy: Yeah what is on that towel?

Joey: (cheesefaces Andy)

Andy: Why the fuck does it smell like a sweaty gooch?!

Joey: You just got cheesefaced, son.

Cheesefaced by Joey23 April 22, 2009

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cheese faced bitch

Similar to a mark ass bitch, a cheese faced bitch is generally an uncooperative woman that is constantly nagging a brotha.

Teacher-bitch: Tommy, where is your homework!?

Tommy: Leave me alone you cheese faced bitch. God damn!

cheese faced bitch by J-Bra May 15, 2009

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cheesefake

That no-bake cheese cake in a box. It's fake cheesecake. Hence, cheesefake!

Cheesefake is the poorman's cheesecake.

cheesefake by Catharina April 13, 2008

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You've been cheesecaked

To say "you've been cheesecaked!" means you have asserted full dominance over an apponent or anyone really.
The purpose of saying the phrase is to leave the person in utter confusion, loss, and despair.

*John and Joe both say "shotgun!" At the same time.*
*They both start running to the passenger door.*
*Joe makes it to the door first, leaving John in the dust.*
Joe's says: "You've been cheesecaked!"
John starts crying.

You've been cheesecaked by JuanSanchéz March 4, 2022