A fictional holiday mascot like the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus. Cheese Weasel Day is April 3rd, or the following Monday if the 3rd falls on a weekend. On this day, supposedly the cheese weasel leaves a slice of cheese (most typically American cheese) under the keyboard of those who've been good during the past year to find when they arrive at work. Sometimes there are also greeting cards bearing related poetry. This holiday has been observed since at least 1992, and seems primarily associated with computer geek culture.
This morning when I got in to work, I was asked, "Did the Cheese Weasel visit you last night? Have you been good?"
There was a slice of Kraft American cheese under my keyboard.
"I guess you've been good then."
There was a slice of Kraft American cheese under my keyboard.
"I guess you've been good then."
by akb427 November 15, 2007
by SabreFreek July 21, 2010
a low individual. Someone who lacks responsibility and accountability. One who leaves work to others.
" John always put's through a project right before lunch. So I end up having to do 75% of that cheese-weasel's work for him."
by paul January 19, 2004
A cheese weasel who is a woman (or gay man)who prefers to commit oral sex on uncircuncised men rather than scar dicks.
She explained that she was a cheese weasel, and wouldn't gime me head because I was cut like a jewboy.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
by GoinHAM March 2, 2008
Noun: Someone who hangs out with people who have money, with the sole intent of using them to score free things, meals, drinks, etc; someone who goes out on dates to score free meals; dinner whore; gold digger.
Verb: To take or hog something with total disregard to the owner; to greedily take or keep something to one's self that is supposed to be shared; bogart.
Verb: To take or hog something with total disregard to the owner; to greedily take or keep something to one's self that is supposed to be shared; bogart.
Noun: That cheese weasel got me to spend all of my money on her, then she took off!
Verb: Don't cheese weasel all the chips!
Verb: Don't cheese weasel all the chips!
by DjSuzySolar September 10, 2006
Noun: Someone who hangs out with people who have money, with the sole intent of using them to score free things, meals, drinks, etc; someone who goes out on dates to score free meals; dinner whore.
Verb: The act of taking or hogging something with no regards to the owner's personal property.
Verb: The act of taking or hogging something with no regards to the owner's personal property.
Noun: That cheese weasel got me to spend all of my money on her, then she took off!
Verb: Don't cheese weasel all the chips!
Verb: Don't cheese weasel all the chips!
by DjSuzySolar September 7, 2006