Cheese Squeeze 

A colloquial expression to announce one's need to go take a massive dump.

Gentlemen, I'll return in 5. I can hold no longer. I must cheese squeeze.

Cheese Squeeze by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

Cheese squeeze 

What you say when you see a yellow car . (Usually said while pinching the person next to you)

(Yellow car goes by)
you- Cheese squeeze! (while pinching)
person next to you- Ouch!

Cheese squeeze by lolalofangle December 13, 2009

Cheese Squeeze 

When you take multiple cheeses, squeeze it into a ball, lube it up with cheese whizz, and swallow it whole.

Yo Alex and Sarah, you should do a cheese squeeze at your fancy-ass wine and cheese party.

Cheese Squeeze by JugChugger December 14, 2019

Squeeze Cheese 

To Fart, have flatulance, bad wind etc.

Dude, why did you squeeze cheese - that stinks !

Squeeze Cheese by Zeflar July 1, 2004

Squeeze Cheese 

To make a gaseous expullation, whereas the title refers to the squeezing of buttcheeks together, and the cheesy smell of the gaseous output.

Dude, if you're gonna fart, gonna squeeze cheese, let me know, I'll hit the fan.

Squeeze Cheese by The_Heartbreak_Kid January 15, 2006

Squeeze cheese 

Trying to expel a fart using force, usually with the intent of creating or maximizing noise.

When the movie theater got quiet, I tried to squeeze cheese to get a good laugh.

Squeeze cheese by Two11two February 20, 2009

squeeze cheese 

Fart only to fart that little bit extra and actually shit yourself a bit.

squeeze cheese by Starsky July 30, 2003