Cheese Squeeze

A colloquial expression to announce one's need to go take a massive dump.

Gentlemen, I'll return in 5. I can hold no longer. I must cheese squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

Cheese squeeze

What you say when you see a yellow car . (Usually said while pinching the person next to you)

(Yellow car goes by)
you- Cheese squeeze! (while pinching)
person next to you- Ouch!

by lolalofangle December 13, 2009

by Zeflar July 1, 2004

To make a gaseous expullation, whereas the title refers to the squeezing of buttcheeks together, and the cheesy smell of the gaseous output.

Dude, if you're gonna fart, gonna squeeze cheese, let me know, I'll hit the fan.

by The_Heartbreak_Kid January 13, 2006

Trying to expel a fart using force, usually with the intent of creating or maximizing noise.

When the movie theater got quiet, I tried to squeeze cheese to get a good laugh.

by Two11two October 15, 2008

Fart only to fart that little bit extra and actually shit yourself a bit.

by Starsky July 30, 2003

When you fart into someone else's vagina and they queef the fart back out.

Me and Mandy got drunk last night and did the cheese and squeeze. My mattress will never be the same.