Someone who comes up with sooooo much cheesy crap (be it spoken, filed, recored etc.) that he/she/it becomes a master at it.
Independence Day was directed by a real Cheese Wizard
by Jittery Joe October 16, 2005
The worst of all cheese dicks, or to some, the best of all cheese dicks. The cheese dick that creates the most cheese. Current Grand Cheese Wizard Chris C.
That guy is not only a cheese dick, he is the cheese wizard.
by DonkeyNation August 20, 2008