Home of what is likely the most over-zealous police force in America. Also notable for being a town in constant decline and located not far from the top tourist destinations in the state of Michigan.
Sometimes known by its nickname Chevegas
Nearby towns actually worth visiting: Petoskey, St. Ignace, Mackinaw City, Indian River, Gaylord (yes, really)
Only in Cheboygan can the local newspaper release a supplement showing a promising future one day and the local hospital declare bankruptcy the next.
A city of approx. 6,000 people a few miles west of Sheboygan. It's exactly like Sheboygan in every way except for the following:
1. It's a lot smaller
2. There's even less for youth to do
3. There are far more bars per capita
4. Marijuana is much more abundant and potent due to the many grow operations such as the famous Walsh farm
Sheboygan Falls is home to multinational corporations such as Johnsonville Meats and Bemis Manufacturing.
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.