A sports wear clad chav, a frequent guest on Jeremy Kyle. He has 4 children aptly named Init, Safe, Sorted and Asbo. A lover of Burberry knock offs and uses his signing on card as ID. The oracle of where to find all drugs under £10 and how to impregnant teenage girls who have a life long ambition to have a council flat.
When Jeremy Kyle asked the Chavacle his understanding of DNA he replied "dont nob arses"