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A Chaud Ch-aw-d, is Guam's equivalent to an American Redneck.

A type of person or lifestyle

(Adj/Noun)
by rokiivery November 22, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Don't you wish your boyfriend was chaud like me?
by Chaud May 01, 2005
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wherein the length of the male genetalia is infact of greater width than length. A real chaud, should one be so unlucky as to see one, looks remakably similiar to a hockey puck or a miniture tractor tire. Those suffering from an inwardly collapsing scrotom, must take careful measures to keep their chaud syndrome in balance. I recommend atleast 3 tablespoons of confectionary sugar daily, and as much crystal meth as one can get one's hands upon
Wow, I smoked too much meth today.
by Cronathan Smokesalot January 22, 2004
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A chaud is a penis that is fatter than it is long
A penis that could be 4" long but 6" wide
by alex March 20, 2005
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hot, the opposite of being cold
your girlfriend is tres chaud
by William Howell November 20, 2003
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i chaud some pens from school
by Lukeyyy February 08, 2008
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this chaud smokes too much weed and is drunk off da saki 24/7.
by daequan July 20, 2003
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