Chatty Fatty 

You know you're a chatty fatty when; * you can't hear the word "nacho" without cracking up. * you cant think of Canada without thinking of Adrian * you make up lame excuses to go to different states so you can see other people. * you can sing "Never Gonna Give You Up" without a single mistake. * calling expedia. com at 1am never gets old * SKYPE PHONE CALLZ * you twitter over ten times a day * you get annoyed when people call lucas "fred" * you know the meaning of TUESDAY NIGHTFAST * you're amused wayy too easily * LOG IN GET IN THE CHAT. EVERYBODY WATCH THE TRANNY SAURUS REXXXXX * DATE MY ANWAD * you dont use <3 anymore, you use < 3 * over 10 people in your contacts are people you've never met * you daydream about meeting the group * hakuna matata cheers you up * you know how to walk the dinosaur * D.A.N.C. E is a song that will always be loved * you laugh at the word BOOGERS * you're reading this * you're laughing at this

"Hey Chatty Fatty < 3. I LOVE YOU! lets all go on date my anwad !. WES BE UP FREAKING.

Chatty Fatty by Chatty Fatty herself February 18, 2009

Fatty Chatty 

A boy from Chattanooga who has the following theme song:

"Chatty Fatty! Chatty Fatty!"
"He is in love with stake!"
"Chatty Fatty! Chatty Fatty!"
"Eating was a BIG mistake!"

There are more lyrics... but they suck.

This kid doesn't even KNOW us!

Cause we live in Missouri.

We don't have fatties here.

Well... 'Cept Patty Fatty.

Elise luuuurrrves him. Chatty Fatty, that is.

"Hey Elise? Have you talked to Chatty Fatty today?"

"Nah. Haven't talked to that fat bastard in months. He always tries to eat the phone! He thinks it's STAKE or somethin'."

Fatty Chatty by Tristan & Elise November 3, 2004

Your Catty Fatty 

Worse than every other insult in the world including your doggy soggy.

Person 1: Hey, your mom gay
Person 2: Well Your dad lesbian
Person 1: But your granny tanny
Person 2: Haha, your doggy soggy
Person 1: Lol, your Catty Fatty

The whole multiverse explodes and everything that ever existed becomes a black hole and sucks everything in and then it sucks itself in and all that is left is the insult.

Your Catty Fatty by SURLAW OCYHZ April 16, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012