Closely related to the pink sock, the Chatterton is where you find a young virgin, pop his/her cherry, excessively plunder the anus until a pink sock forms, pull out (while still having blood on your penis) and give him/her 2 red mushrooms, one on each cheek. Very difficult, highly skilled.
That bitch Cheryl got the worst Chatterton I've seen in years.
A complete idiot that doesnt know when to shut up.
A person that talks so much that others tune out and pretend they are paying attention.
"Dude you would not believe the Chatterton I ran into the other night."