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1.
To wander aimlessly, but with great purpose.

Derivation: In some parts of Mexico, it is traditional at weddings for a chicken to be beheaded. The chicken will run around aimlessly, as children chase it around.
"I hate this job. I spend all my time chasing the chicken."
by lil' pasty July 07, 2009
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2.
Wasting other people's time with totally useless consumption of social media bandwidth.
I can't believe that total asshole posted "Chasing the Chicken" as his Facebook status.
by mostlyferal September 08, 2013
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3.
Trying to get laid. Seeking the velvet, heart-shaped box.
Dude, I spent the whole weekend Chasing the Chicken.
by Cheppie November 16, 2007
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