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Champong 

A gentleman's game that is played like beer pong, but with champagne in the cups.

Players are encouraged to act as gentlemen at all times... such examples are: talking in a British accent, wearing a top hat, offering the first shot to the opposing team, holding out the pinky finger when drinking, shooting with perfect posture, saying words like "jolly good," "indubitably," or "tip top," etc...
Host: "Good sir, shall I interest you in a crisp match of Champong after tea and crumpets?"

Guest: "Indeed you shall fine sir, if it's a fresh licking you fancy!"
Champong by RumpleFoarSkin October 30, 2009
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a beautiful talented young woman who gets all the mans and is a lovable person. Charmon is a very straight forward person who is a real friend and loves to party. She is down for it all but, she trusts u not to screw up.
Charmon is the best.
charmon by yoyofornomore May 14, 2017

Charmonique 

Some one extremely awesome and weird.
WOW she must be a Charmonique because shes just so AWESOME!
Charmonique by yoyobitchezzz September 1, 2011

Charmonious 

(n) char-mo-ni-um, A coincidence that seems fatalistic or "meant to be." When something happens that is so strange, that it can't just be a coincidence. A sort of Serendipity.

Background: in physics, Charmonium is any of various elementary particles consisting of a charm quark and an antiquark.
a bound state of the subatomic particle J/ψ. Its discovery was made independently by two research groups, one at the Stanford Linear Accelerator Center, headed by Burton Richter, and one at the Brookhaven National Laboratory, headed by Samuel Ting at MIT. They accidentally discovered they had found the same particle, and both announced their discoveries on 11 November 1974.
"I just had the most charmonious experience! I was just thinking about you, then our song came on the radio and you called me before I got a chance to call you!"
Charmonious by BlunderBard June 26, 2009

Charmont 

A particularly snooty way of saying charming.
Darling, your dress is simply charmont!
Charmont by Mona2006 December 10, 2020
A drink. Prepared by taking a freshly opened bottle of champagne and having a woman slid the top of the bottle in and out of her vagina before pouring it into glasses to serve. There are both white and red Champons, depending on the time of the month for the woman servicing the bottles.
We toasted the New Year with Champons prepared by our hostess.
Champon by The Krenzman August 3, 2010