A bitch of a man who thinks British Regulars were the sole reason for the Americans winning the French and Indian War. He is so incredibly stupid I wonder how out of 100,000 sperm he was the fastest. He is usually referred to as Benedict Arnold.
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, “Tomorrow, we’ll cross the Delaware and surprise them when they least expect it.” As soon as he’s gone, the psychiatrist picks up the phone and says, “King George, this is Charlie Harr. I have the plans.”
by Colonist September 27, 2013