Woman (commonly a cougar) at a bar, who will for a glass of cheap wine (commonly Chardonnay) be all yours.
Dude, she's totally a Chardonnay whore!
by Ronnierampalot February 1, 2013
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Used as a insult to one when someone has no comebacks and drinks something to pass the time and thinks for a comeback

the drink does not have to be chardonnay
but any drink

also same thing as saying you just got PWND
guy 1 : Dude your mom!
guy2:.............. (awkwardly long pause) (drinks water)

guy 1 : YEA SIP THAT WATER!!!!!!!

AT party

Guy 1 : dude you dont get any ass here
Guy2 : shut up i do

Guy 1: what is your mom here?
Guy2 :... takes big sip of Chardonnay
GUy1: yea sip that chardonnay
by BEASTNINJASTARS January 14, 2011
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When someone pisses and shits on your chest at the same time.
When Cheryl and I had sex she gave me a hot peanut butter Chardonnay by accident.
by Dj ryde March 2, 2020
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Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. but a MILF.
yooo look at that chardonnay Milf i gotta clap
by Dreach September 23, 2022
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