A sturdy, legend of a man with indestructible brain cells. Impervious to pain, he will melt in tropical weather. When naked, is easily confused for having three legs. Can often be found in the bathroom surrounded by haze. Prefers elegant women with firm breasts and an even firmer attitude.
Hey, you're hot. If you were any hotter you'd melt like a Chappo.
by T.Heads July 10, 2010
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When a man enters the room and you are instantly wet and/or aroused you know it's a chappo. Chappo's are incredibly well known for their ability to turn women on without the slightest touch. Chappo's also have unreal dress sense and a perfect smile to match their gorgeous blue eyes. If you manage to get your hands on a chappo everyone will be that jealous. Chappo's are all for the boys - but are never gay.
Jessica: Oh my why am I suddenly aroused.

Rebecca: me too, that's because a chappo just walked in the room.

Chad: Bro just met a chappo and he's possibly the loosest cunt I've ever met and is so for the boys.
by scootle professor April 2, 2020
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A man with great intelligence, who does not follow trends
Chappo
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Wants some, but ain't got none, and ain't gonna get none.

The gayest man alive.

Failure to get tang.
"Hey, did Bob get any last night? "Nah man, he pulled a Chappo..."

"Dude, you're such a Chappo..."
by ja March 17, 2005
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A name for a man with great intelligence who does not follow trends.
Chappo
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best footy player ever he should play for school next year
by luke November 20, 2003
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