A drink. Prepared by taking a freshly opened bottle of champagne and having a woman slid the top of the bottle in and out of her vagina before pouring it into glasses to serve. There are both white and red Champons, depending on the time of the month for the woman servicing the bottles.
by The Krenzman August 3, 2010
"My buddies and I were tryin to wheel these broads last night, but Dandee was being a total champon and wanted to go home early."
by Champonhatr July 22, 2008
Usually a last name, originating from French decent. Pronounced like TAMPON but with a "sh" instead of a "t" (Sh-ampon).
Hello, my name is Mary Champon.
by chloec86 July 11, 2008
For girls who still want to party on their period. ‘Cause you were bloated all last week and mommy needs a drink.
“Girl’s night Thursday?!”
“I can’t, I’m on my period”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got champons!”
See also: Ways to tell the guy who bought bottle-service you’re not hooking up with him.... but, like, fun
“I can’t, I’m on my period”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got champons!”
See also: Ways to tell the guy who bought bottle-service you’re not hooking up with him.... but, like, fun
by likethecontinent December 3, 2018