Chalmunist 

A wild beastly of a man who's shadow will haunt the lives of his girlfriends of which he doesnt allow to eat, sleep, breath, talk, or go out at all without him being in her presence. An obsessed psycho who will laugh jolly one minute and then turn that jolly laugh into a raging laugh of horror as he gags his girlfriend for talking to his friends and having fun. A mad man who is a control freak.

My boyfriend wont let me go out tonight with my friends because he's a Chalmunist.

Chalmunist by saint lunatics November 27, 2012

Calmunist 

A non-capitalism-supporting person who believes in living a quiet peaceful existence.

Russia is in a temperish uproar right now, so I dunno how they can call themselves "Calmunists".

Calmunist by QuacksO January 8, 2020

Calmunism 

The Act Of Being Calm All The Time

“I believe in Calmunism”

Calmunism by Beanis_Boi March 22, 2021

op-ed calumnist 

An editorial writer engaged in calumny - peddling false and malicious statements about someone, with the intent to inflict damage.

Under a tight deadline, needing a really juicy bit of character assassination, the op-ed calumnist linked Biden to Pizzagate.

op-ed calumnist by Monkey's Dad October 1, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016