Independent contractors brought in by upper management under the auspices of "streamlining work flow", but in actuality to suggest what positions can be eliminated thus reducing headcount and overhead for purposes of downsizing.
In the movie "Office Space" the characters referred to as "The Bobs" are classic examples of chainsaw consultants. The main character avoids being fired through a combination of unexpected brutal honesty about his lack of passion for his position, and also engendering camaraderie with those sent to determine if his
job is really necessary.
job is really necessary.
by Cale Dempster December 9, 2008
Similar to the Vulcan, and the shocker. The rusty chainsaw is the act of penetrating a womans' anus with the entire hand very rapidly. The remnants left on your hand after the act give the "rusty" appearance.
My wife pissed me off the other day so, as revenge when we were going at it doggystyle I gave that bitch the ol' rusty chainsaw. That's why I'm staying in the hotel tonight.
by Smittay September 13, 2007
by Chainsawer August 29, 2016
A Brazillian Chainsaw, is when you find a fat girl, take her home, put a double dildo in her for 5 days let her shit and piss in your mouth feed it to her, and then let her shit it all out.
by Black Kid Sensation January 19, 2021
When a novice anal bead user pulls the string of beads out too quickly as if he were trying to start a chainsaw, thus causing the women to poop on his chest.
Eddie: how did your date go with Juanita?
Alex: I didn't know how to use the anal beads and I pulled a dirty chainsaw.
Alex: I didn't know how to use the anal beads and I pulled a dirty chainsaw.
by Puff Jr. and Pickels August 6, 2008
A huge penis used during sex in a high speed, rough, back and forth motion, that resembles a chainsaw.
verb: To Chainsaw
verb: To Chainsaw
Jenn: how was it last night?
Allison: It was amazing - he had a chainsaw cock. My pussy feels like it went through a meat processing factory.
Allison: It was amazing - he had a chainsaw cock. My pussy feels like it went through a meat processing factory.
by LVWP April 20, 2010
A situation found in the popular games Gears of War and Gears of War 2 in which 3 or more players are brutally cut to pieces by enemy chainsaws in quick succession or by multiple people. Usually this occurs when a player chainsaws an enemy player that is in the process of chainsawing one of his teammates, quickly escalating into a chainsaw orgy.
by stoutken m December 16, 2008