chainsaw sex 

When the dude's dick is so ribbed it's like having a chainsaw up your anus.

'dude i had some like mad chainsaw sex last night. my asshole /is/ most certainly bleeding.'
'bruh i didnt know u were into that.'
'u were the one fucking me, m8.'
'oh yeah' B)

chainsaw sex by NIPPINS-monghed August 8, 2015

chainsaw sally 

one of the sexiest girls i've EVER seen! now im not particularly into gothic girls but this chick is FINE! all guys go to www.chainsawsally.org to find out what i mean...OMFG! SHE IS HOT! I CANT SAY IT ENUFF!

Id Love To Bone Chainsaw Sally

chainsaw sally by David Towle June 5, 2004

chainsaw scrub 

A FUCKING 1 BAR WHO DOESNT LET GO OF THE FUCKING "B" BUTTON AND RUNS AT YOU REVVING THAT GAY SHIT UP LIKE THER IS NO TOMARRO. and doesnt even flinch from my shottty.

OMFG HOLY SHIT NIGGER BALLS THAT CHAINSAW SCRUB JUST FUCKING CHAINSAWED ME, FUCK KID LET GO OF THE FUCKING "B" BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!

(gears of war 2)
=D

chainsaw scrub by taylor 2 bar February 11, 2009

Texas Chainsaw Slot Machine

You are just railing at a girl hardcore and then you decide to get crazy. You start off by loading a roll of quarters in the girls ass, then you put in some anal beads. Then you plant a foot on her ass. You rip them out and the quarters fly everywhere!

Dude, so me and my bros were in Vegas last weekend and we were just ripped! We found some hooker and she showed us the texas chainsaw slot machine! Let's just say we hit the jackpot!

Texas Chainsaw Slot Machine by Mr. Chev April 16, 2008

chainsaw scar 

An extremely torn up vagina. Looks similar to the carnage inflicted if one were hit with a dull chainsaw.

I got her naked but couldn't do it. You shoulda' seen her chainsaw scar!

chainsaw scar by dieselboy427 March 13, 2009

chainsaw stalk 

Noun: In Gears of War multiplayer, an action that involves equipping your Lancer and following an unsuspecting foe's every move for at least fifteen seconds and finally cutting the poor bastard in half once he stops.

ChefDog: (to teammates) Don't kill the drone, he's mine
Ymecca: You're right behind him, whip out the shotty and blow him to bits
Bigguy2: (to ymecca) Shh. He's chainsaw stalkin him. (ChefDog cuts drone in half as he picks up the boomshot

chainsaw stalk by bobb0913 June 28, 2009

Chainsaw Shits 

When machine gun farts go too far and one shits his pants in a rhythmic and poetic barrage of farts and turds that tears open one’s butthole.

After that burrito, I had machine gun farts that evolved into a bad case of Chainsaw Shits. But you know what they say, never trust a fart... it’s just an asshole talking shit.

Chainsaw Shits by Neighty1 June 28, 2019