noun: chad; plural noun: chads

A piece of waste material removed from card or tape by punching. Much like the material the human also usually a male named chad hold much the same attributes, A chad will use and abuse people to the fullest. Chads tend to exibit narcissistic traits and tend to be pathological liars with sociopathic tendencies. Has a tendency to act violently towards members of the opposing sex, if you see a chad you must run the other way.
"Girl 1: My boyfriend punched me"
"Girl 2: OMG are you okay ? "
"Girl 1: No I'm not okay I should never have dated a Chad"
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a tool. Someone who consistently wears cut off t-shirts, gold or silver chains, jerseys, baggy jeans, jean shorts. Favorite brands are Abercrombie, American Eagle, or Wal-Mart. They are often douche-bags.
That guy looks like a tool sportin those Jordans without laces and a baggy pair of jorts. He's a Chad.
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An amazing guy. Any girl would be lucky to have him. Kind of shy but loving, sweet and caring. Good at soccer and a great kisser. Will never break your heart. Very caring and understanding. He's mine :)
He's so sweet! He is such a chad;)
I love my chad so much
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Male love juice; especially once sprayed upon a chick's face.
Will: "Last night I took Rowena home and chad all over her face!"
Rob: "Sweet..."
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An all around amazing person. Super sweet; cares about everybody. Chads know when you're hiding sadness behind your smile, and turn your sadness into happiness. Always there for you, and one of the best huggers ever. Hilarious and inappropriate, and sexy. One bad ass mo fo! Everybody loves Chads.
Girl 1: I'm so sad.

Girl 2: It's okay, I think I see Chad. Go talk to his Hollister booty self. He'll make you feel better with his dirty humor.
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Someone typically with an amazing, deep-thinking personality. Chads usually have amazing bodies and are obsessed with working out. Most of the time, Chads like artistic and creative past-times and are almost always spending time on them. Chads are good boyfriends and lovers and care more for others than themselves.
Man, that Chad sure is kind.
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Dude, those fags Darin and Samuel had anal so long, they both got a chad!
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