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1. The person in the audience at a concert, play, movie, etc, who forgot to turn off his/her cell phone and is reminded of that fact by getting a call during the event, much to the irritation of everyone else nearby.
2. Someone who feels the need to yell into his/her cell phone far above and beyond normal conversational volume, much to the irritation of everyone else nearby.
2. Someone who feels the need to yell into his/her cell phone far above and beyond normal conversational volume, much to the irritation of everyone else nearby.
Distant reverberating phone ring: beep boop boop beepity beep boop boop!
Other people in audience: What a celltard!
Celltard: BLAH BLAH BLLAAHHHH! BBBLLLAAHHH!
Other people: Shh!
Other people in audience: What a celltard!
Celltard: BLAH BLAH BLLAAHHHH! BBBLLLAAHHH!
Other people: Shh!
celltard by creaternity May 9, 2006
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CELtard
Someone who's so god damn retarded that they believe that anyone other than Alex Mashinsky was responsible for the implosion of the Celsius Network crypto ponzi scam. Their favorite conspiracy theories are that Celsius shareholder/creditor Simon Dixon or FTX/Sam Bankman-Fried did it. 🤡🚫🧠
CELtards are such morons that they actually BELIEVE that CEL tokens have intrinsic value even though the company is now defunct.
CELtard by Not_Otis_Davis 🍋🗜️💩💰 September 24, 2023
celtaphobic
Don't be celtaphobic
Don't be a celtaphobic
Don't be a celtaphobic
celtaphobic by Tricky Macdoo October 23, 2018
Celtae
an amazing hippie chick that is too good for any guy in highschool because none of them have beards and she deserves a manly man with a huge beard. has beautiful light brown curly hair and the prettiest eyes. she wants to live in Ireland and can sing the most amazing celtic songs. anything but your typical highschool girl. much better than all those bitches.
she wins at life.
she wins at life.
Celita
Celita is named after the world-renowned supermodel and actress, though it is spelled with a “C.” Nevertheless, she is incredibly popular and unbelievably gorgeous just the same! Celita is the most loyal, thoughtful, and compassionate person you will ever meet. She is easily bored and drawn to exciting adventures and opportunities. Her fun and magical energy draws many to her. Celita is always surrounded by a circle of loving friends and family. Celita is also very passionate. Once she commits to something or someone, she will never give up or let you down. Celita is a natural artist and free spirit. Sometimes her free spirit leads her to feel overwhelmed by the mundane stressors of life, as well as feel pressured by others to fit in. But once she finds her passions and re-centers herself, she is on top of the world. Her creativity and imagination will inspire you. If you ever have a Celita in your life, never let her go! She is the most amazing human ever.
Omg you have to meet Celita, she is the best!
Celita is the sweetest bitch you’ll meet, but if you come for her, you’ll see a whole new side you wouldn’t have ever imagined
Oh, Celita? She’s taking a nap right now.
Celita is the sweetest bitch you’ll meet, but if you come for her, you’ll see a whole new side you wouldn’t have ever imagined
Oh, Celita? She’s taking a nap right now.
Celita by wolfieroscoe November 23, 2021