Celebext 

Short for celibate text. When you receive a booty call via text message (or sext, if you will) but do not wish to oblige, it is the rejecting response text that brings the lustful thoughts to a halt.

Person 1: Last night he texted me "hey wanna come over?" and I really just didn't feel like doing anything
Person 2: So what did you do?
Person 1: I just sent him a celebext back that said "I just demolished an entire pizza and am feeling like a fat lazy slob so maybe another time?"

Celebext by Jita August 11, 2010

celeberties 

Mootown speak for celebrities.

By the way the list did not Elvis,The Beatles, Elton John,Bruce Springtien or the other celeberties that MJ haters keep mentioning.

celeberties by Lady Motown December 30, 2004

Celebeatin 

celebrating with masturbation.

Richard-congrats on that promotion James! Want to go out for some drinks after work to celebrate?

James-Thanks for the offer buddy but I've already committed myself to a night of Celebeatin!

Celebeatin by Mr. Squeeby October 23, 2011

celebent 

Someone who doesn't want to get with girls because they cause too many problems.

Matt: Geeze. Idk who to like. Too many choices and too many issues with each one.
Francis: Well personally..I'd just go celebent if I were you.

celebent by stoisgod. April 30, 2006

celebertities 

A pair of Nice tities.

Damn son, Scarlett Johansson has some celebertities.

celebertities by Shawn- April 18, 2018