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caulifatard 

Joepapa169 girlfriend
Joe papa is so hot

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caulifatard by Hello sirr April 13, 2021

Culinartist 

Connoisseur of fine meals. One whom relishes the excess use of butter, bacon, beer and beef in the preperation and consumption of manly dishes. Dont hate, Culinate.
Connoisseur beer bacon consumption Culinartist
Culinartist by Derek Rexander April 26, 2011

califaztlan 

Pertaining to the south western states that originally were part of mexico. california, texas, nevada, etc. Aztlan is an unofficial map of what some believe was once occupied by the aztecs at one point. aztecs were known to be nomads at one time in search of the promised land were they would build their empire.the sign they were looking for was an eagle perched on a cactus killing a snake.After about 200 years of search they found their sign in what is now known as mexico city.the only problem was that the land was surraunded by water and swamp land. But it was the sign so they built anyways.So the reason we mexicans identify with the aztecs even though there were other empires and tribes is because mexico is an aztec word our flag wears an important aztec symbol in it.
Although the south west was taken by whities we mexicans have always been here it does not matter what south western native tribe you are from at one point we were all considered mexican. Mexicans were always here from SAN DIEGO to SACRAMENTO from TEXAS (by the way tejas has an x because of the naguatel the aztec dialec)to Utah.We were here before most of the whities who came here for the gold rush years and wwII.from the midwest bringing with them their hatred towards brown skin.
Their decendants are from Europe and they are not of Indian decent. So rightfully we belong here but legally we don't so they call some our people illegals.
chicano soldier from Texas. Say were you from.
chicano soldier from Cali. Answers Califaztlan.
califaztlan by elosc October 30, 2008

califortia 

One of the funniest twitter users on the entire platform that is not shy to express her unique experiences and consequently lighten up the moods of all her followers. Chooses to communicate in meme-videos and images almost equally as much as with words. Has a borderline questionable obsession with a small Hawaiian man who shall be unnamed. Is additionally extremely pretty, cute and seemingly lovely n warm-souled but also has an alluring anger and disdain for people that wronged her, which is also very entertaining when tweeted about. Also based her car choice off an Aminé song, allegedly. Overal dope person.
Person 1: You seen the last califortia tweet?

Person 2: Oh the one where she talked bout speeding for the 93rd time? yea it was hilarious lol
califortia by idontwannagotosleeheep February 14, 2021

The Califate 

The wave of Californians moving to other states, comparing the interstate immigrants to an invasion because of their disruptive force on the local inhabitants of their destination.
A pun on Caliphate, the form of government of the first Muslim countries that were known to be very good invaders in the historic spread of Islam across Eurasia and Africa.
"The Califate is invading, rent went up in my area again."
The Califate by Rubin82 February 6, 2022

Califarkian 

You can take the girl out of California but you can't take California out of the girl. Since California is too expensive to live in, I moved to Arkansas. I coined this word because I even though I'm a native Californian I no longer live in California, and I'll never be an Arkansan, so I've decided I'll be a Califarkian. There's even a Califarkian that lives across the street.
Califarkian by Smogzilla December 14, 2008