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v.: The act of being turned into roadkill by an onrushing vehicle or quarterback. Refers to the violent flattening of Sean Cattouse of Cal (who was Cattoused) by Andrew Luck of Stanford (who did the Cattousing).
1. Eww - that skunk in the middle of the road must have been Cattoused by an 18-wheeler.

2. (As a noun): I do like me some fricaseed Cattouse - the fresher the better.
by Dr. Vinnie Boombatz November 24, 2010

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