catloaf 

A Catloaf is when a cat sits in the shape of a loaf of bread. More specifically, laying with all four paws tucked under the body. The cat can either be sitting alone, or in a rectangular shaped box, like a shoebox. The cat may also have one paw sticking out, known commonly as the pop-thermometer, or also known as Catloaf on a stick. The Catloaf is not to be mistaken for a monorail, which is similar, except that the cat's head would be laying down, chin on floor.

*My cat is sitting with all four paws under his body, he is Catloafing.

*My cat is sitting Catloaf style, with all four paws under his body.

catloaf by melissa*f March 31, 2008

Catloaf 

A Catloaf is when a cat sits in the shape of a loaf of bread. The cat can either be sitting alone, or in a rectangular shaped box, like a shoebox. The cat may also have one paw sticking out, known commonly as the pop-thermometer, or also known as Catloaf on a stick.

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*My Cat is laying with all his paws under his body, he is Catloafing.

*My cat is laying in the shape of a catloaf, he has all four paws under his body.

Catloaf by melissa*f January 4, 2009

Catloaf 

Catloaf is a legendary symbolic icon. It is not to be confused with a loaf of cat, which is a more barbaric approach to duplicating a catloaf. Catloaf symbolises everything 1337, and pretty much represents all pseudo-intellectuals, it also gives some not-so-smart person the credibillity of sounding smart by including it in a post.

<1337Sexphwoar> Omg1337 catloaf!!111!!
<Demarest> very intelligent reply my good chap!

Catloaf by Zhubar Voodoo May 22, 2004

catloaf 

Public domain of the internet, catloaf is a mere loaf of bread formed into the shape of a cat. He is protected by his friend, whose name is currently unknown to me, but is a box and protects catloaf with a bar of bread.

Catloaf is a sexy piece of bread.

catloaf by Mikal S. May 8, 2005

Catloaf 

A Catloaf is a meatloaf made from cat meat. It is a Timorese dish and is considered a delicacy among some food connosieurs. The Catloaf was reportedly invented by Joseph Moillet in 1891. Of course this report was made by a drunk named Jim Beehan, so it was from quite an unscrupulous source. In conclusion, on May 20th, 1993 I had a shower.

Would you like some Catloaf on this beautiful May afternoon?
No, I have to take a shower.

Catloaf by TwotimesTwo May 6, 2005

Catloaf 

A catloaf is a food item made in China and some areas of the middle east. Much like the western dish meatloaf a catloaf is made up of ground cat with onions and rice all baked into a loaf and sometimes glazed with a puppy based sauce.

Man this meatloaf is really good and cheap. Wait thats cheap because its not meatloaf man, it's catloaf. Yes it's made of cats

Catloaf by saharadryhumor March 1, 2015

Catloaf 

The band meatloaf, but instead of being produced with the traditional ground beef, the traditional ingredient is replaced with minced cats.

Oh, look at the stray-cats singing a meatloaf song! They are certainly catloafing.

Catloaf by anonymous December 18, 2020