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Catlizard 

A person who enjoys lounging in the sun. Loves to lay around at the park with their other catlizard buddies. Are often very trickery
Look at that derval over there. She lounges in the sun like a trickery catlizard.
Catlizard by Derval June 13, 2008
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Calitard 

A term used to a describe a stupid/idiotic/retarded person from California.
Example: That Alyssa sure is a calitard, with her saying all long rifles are "assault rifles".
Calitard by Huggable Loli October 29, 2020

Charlizard9000 

A rare Scottish/Polish half man half fire breathing fishing lizard.

Likes: hentai, fly's undone, (red)balls.
Dislikes: Fish, blue stilton, Ash Ketchup.
Aw hell naw, Charlizard9000 missed and hit the buckfast factory for his fire breathe instead of starting a camp fire at Loch Lomond where Nessie can be found.
Charlizard9000 by Bert_Bert January 26, 2023

Catholizard 

A Catholizard is a follower of Raptor Jesus.
Dylan: RAPTOR JESUS IS MY LORD!

Margaret: Oh! So you're a Catholizard now?
Catholizard by Jimmy Jong August 3, 2011

Charlizard 

A Charlizard is an epic derp of a creature invented by BOB BOBSON of Derpville
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30/8/2011
PENIS ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charlizard derp slow garados!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charlizard by SlowGarados September 14, 2011
Oversized clit attached to a woman with snake or reptile like traits or behavioral similarities such as shape shifting nigga loving race trading waste of space bitches from the bay area radiator hose sucking pipe smoking face picking identity theft mail stealing porch pirate dirty nails dirty thong snotty nose anything goes bitches
Drain your clizard
clizard by Nastynate421 December 17, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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