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When a hell-hole hits a cataclysm.

This word was coined by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show on October 3, 2006.

Republican senator Linsey Graham's comments from the Daily Show clip:

"If it is seen that our country is trying to define the Geneva Convention to meet the needs of the CIA, why can't every other country redefine the Geneva Convention to meet the needs of their secret police? It would be a disaster."

Jon Stewart's response:

"Yes, a disaster, as opposed to what we have in Iraq now. Uh, what's it called when a hell-hole hits a cataclysm? A, uh... catastrofuck.

(pause)

I just coined that, didn't I?"
Friend 1: Wow, have you heard about the latest shit going on in Iraq?

Friend 2: Yeah. What a catastrofuck.
by Eric D on the MIC October 04, 2006
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Iraq, circa 2006.

First coined by Jon Stewart on Comedy Central's "The Daily Show". In his words, "when a hellhole hits a cataclysm".

"The situation in Vietnam during the late 60s and early 70s can best be described as a catastrofuck."
by Edokko October 04, 2006
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A catastrophic screw up of gigantic proportions. A monumental mistake resulting in unimaginable damage.
Upon jumping out of the airplane, the skydiver reaches for the rip cord to pull the parachute--only to discover he's wearing his back-pack containing a sleeping bag. This terrible catastrofuck will cause him to quickly plummet to his death rather than gently glide to the ground.
by MrEguy October 04, 2006
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When a Hellhole meets a Cataclysm.
"What is it when a hellhole meets a cataclysm... Oh yeah, a catastrofuck" ~Jon Stewart
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The punctuation symbolizing when a hell-hole hits a castrophe:

;...(

Coined by Jon Stewart.
"Holy Christ! That's the biggest car crash I've ever seen at a children's hospital;...( What a Catastrofuck!"
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Worse than the worst possible situation you can imagine.
"What do you call it when a hellhole hits a cataclysm? Oh yes...a catastrofuck. I just coined that phrase, didn't I?"
-- John Stewart
The Daily Show
10/2/2006
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When a hellhole meets a cataclysm.
Thanks to our buddy George W. Bush, Iraq has turned into a catastrofuck.
by Bryan RH October 03, 2006
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