An underground gallery full of ancient artifacts (or Jizzifacts if you will) from centuries past. May consist of jizz rags, jizz filled socks, jizz crusted tissues, etc. Access is permitted only to those who contribute their own unique Jizzifact to the Catacumb.
Mike: Yo Tone-Bone, my wife wouldn’t let me enter the Krusty Krab last night so I had to create my own jizz rag.
Tone-Bone: DAWG! You should totally add your jizz rag to the Catacumb downtown. You could becum a part of ancient Jizztory.
Mike: Bone my dawg, you are a genius. I hadn’t pulled my monkey in over a week so I splat like a fire hose.
Tone-Bone: Bro that’s vile.. I envy you.
Tone-Bone: DAWG! You should totally add your jizz rag to the Catacumb downtown. You could becum a part of ancient Jizztory.
Mike: Bone my dawg, you are a genius. I hadn’t pulled my monkey in over a week so I splat like a fire hose.
Tone-Bone: Bro that’s vile.. I envy you.
by Stoney69 February 9, 2019