Cassius

Cassius: a stinky eggman hemo who runs around like Naruto thinking he’s sonic always talking crap to people. He only eats nuggets and ramen and most of the time poops his butt. His weakness is shut doors and going to grandpas.

That spaZ kid is such a Cassius

by Dr. Eggman March 18, 2023

cassius

cassius, a heartbreaker and a faker. cassius may seem like a big hearted guy but on the inside all he wants is sex and his his ex. once apon a time cassius loved pickles but he made sure there was always a pickle in his mouth real or FAKE. he wants to be famous for juggling but all that man can juggle is chicks. cassius has a small schlong but tries to act like its out of this universe. he wants to be a astronaut but up in space all he got is his big ego. i wanna destroy that penis. he may act straight but everyone knows hes actually going pansexual. he may be good at irish dancing but i wish i could tell you he didnt break hearts. he acts popular but nobody likes him, he just stands there and talks smack about bitches and that big bunda. cassius is sus.
cassius.

oh is that cassius? i hear all he does is play among us.
oh cassius man hes silly

by hotmoms.comhmu July 14, 2022

Cassius

Cassius a fucking dickhead and a goddam SIMP, he also thinks he is cool

Omfg Cassius is a simp

by Gäy Cassius March 21, 2020

Cassius

It's a term used to describe businessmen who suffer from a variety of mental illnesses.

A: That individual could be a Cassius.
B: Why is this so?
A: I recently discovered that he suffers from a variety of mental illnesses.

by lnvestigator April 27, 2023

Cassius

A penis with a substantial curve to the left or right (Depending on the dominant hand) usually caused from obsessive and/or frequent masturbation. This primarily occurs in men who cannot get laid.

"Oh, he's definitely gotten himself a cassius by now."
"She can't even please her husband anymore, the poor man must have himself a cassius by now."

by Thirst3 March 7, 2020

Cassius

A girl who is very brave and also very cool and crazy and hide her feeling in school most likely to be crazy mean and got A attitude at home.

me and some people think that the name Cassius is A boys name only and i kinda take it personally but i deal with it

by kkthe1st April 13, 2022

Cassius

An almighty boy also known as Cash. He is attracted to girls. He is also a playboy, so watch out. Here is the list of girls he is attracted to:

Amanda
Victoria
Grace
Rachel
Jenna
Vanessa
Olivia
Samantha
Sydney
Cecilia
Rebecca
Ashley
Ashlyn
Sophie
Anya
Anna
Hannah
Julia
Karina
Elena
Cassandra
Emma
Sara
Sarah
Carly
Shayla
Shannon
Selena
Lindsay (plus alternate spellings)
Serena
Megan (plus alternate spellings)
Alyssa
Caroline
Carolyn
Katherine
Alessandra

Alessandra: Who are you asking out to HoCo?
Victoria: Probably Cassius. He is so sexy!
Alessandra: I don't know. He is a playboy.
Victoria: Ok. I'm going to ask out Jake instead.

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 September 20, 2022