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cassius, a heartbreaker and a faker. cassius may seem like a big hearted guy but on the inside all he wants is sex and his his ex. once apon a time cassius loved pickles but he made sure there was always a pickle in his mouth real or FAKE. he wants to be famous for juggling but all that man can juggle is chicks. cassius has a small schlong but tries to act like its out of this universe. he wants to be a astronaut but up in space all he got is his big ego. i wanna destroy that penis. he may act straight but everyone knows hes actually going pansexual. he may be good at irish dancing but i wish i could tell you he didnt break hearts. he acts popular but nobody likes him, he just stands there and talks smack about bitches and that big bunda. cassius is sus.
cassius.
oh is that cassius? i hear all he does is play among us.
oh cassius man hes silly
by hotmoms.comhmu July 14, 2022
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iannai. a mexican goddess sent from above. she loves tacos and boys. iannai seems sweet but all she wants is her hoes. she loves her best friend and is so loyal but cant keep a boyfriend. iannai is very keen on sexual relations with men and women she knows how to get around. iannai is beautiful with big brown eyes and a lovely smile but doesn’t know how stunning she actually is. stay on her good side or you will never live to tell the tail. honestly she probably doesn’t care about you but will act like she does. she loves long walks on the beach as long as she can get u in bed afterwards. She gets any guy she wants without hesitation. she’s very sexy and has the nicest bum you can’t resist to smack. she would sell you for a taco anyday though so dont get in the way of her tacos or motorcycles. she will definitely judge you wherever you go but dont take it personally she does it to everyone. she spends all her time gaming and watching TV so if you love that, you want a iannai. dont ever leave iannai. if you have a iannai you better keep her or you will regret it for the rest of your life.
boy- oh look theres iannai
person- she looks like a bitch but man shes gorgeous
by hotmoms.comhmu July 14, 2022
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