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Careface 

Careface is a statement which should be used to show a severe state of not caring. It should be said aloud and directly after a threatening stimulus comment (e.g. shown below).

The statement "careface" could also be accompanied by an actual 'care-face' which is a sarcastic sad face.
"I'm reporting you to the principal!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"I'm leaving you!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"You're under arrest!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"Son, I'm afraid your mother has died"
-"CAREFACE!"

"You have only days to live"
-"CAREFACE!"

etc. etc.
Careface by workboots91 March 25, 2008
1. A state where you really don't care at all. It's allowed to add "the" as a prefix to move the superlative form over to ultimatesuperlative-form. Can also be mixed with the form carefacezz to control the degree of careface.
2. Plural of the word careface
"oh shitfuck, I forgot my keys"
-"carefacez"
"We forgot to buy cheese, and tacoshells!"
-"wheren't we going to eat tacos later on? Carefaces for me, I wanted pizza anyway"
"My bike got stolen, but I was just like -theeee careeefaceez"
"c'mon lets play football"
-"carefaces" (group replying)
Carefaces by krissern January 27, 2009

Cakefaced 

When you are extremely high off weed.

Or the equivalent of being shitfaced drunk but with weed.
Jacob is cakefaced off the moonrock right now.
Cakefaced by Goosepussie April 8, 2019

careface 

mostly used on the internet,

something you say to someone that want to shut the hell up; basically a stronger way of saying "I don't care"
12:06am <EeP> i cut my finger
12:06am <EeP> really badly
12:06am <EeP> :|
12:06am«@ excess-TeLP-iO» careface
careface by zak May 12, 2004
A girl who wears so much Foundation, it looks like you could scoop part of her face off with a fork.
"Did you see how much foundation that girl was putting on?"

"I know, she's got a cakeface now."
Cakeface by Lair May 18, 2007

careface 

used on the internet created in the gaming comunity.. means i dont care in a strong sarcastic way.
A> I got owned
B> careface
careface by dj_rodri_ss December 23, 2004