A vegetable with a very strong taste that a lot of people seem to like despite the fact that carrots are, in fact, disgusting
Person A: “Hey, want a carrot? They’re good for your eyes!”
Person B: “I think I’d rather go blind than be subjected to the taste of a carrot.”
Person B: “I think I’d rather go blind than be subjected to the taste of a carrot.”
by Friedchickendrumstick November 11, 2021
A food that makes your eyes grow stronger. One un-known way to use an carrot is to worshiping the carrot gods in a ritual. Performing the ritual wrong in any way will make eye-like growths all over your body, killing you in exactly 12.4 seconds.
by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020
A mean word usually used by the welsh to describe someone as a moron, as in the welsh language carrot means moron. Typically shorter, more annoying girls get called this as it suits their personality.
Look at lucy there, she is such a wobbly, stupid little carrot, if i could smack her in the head with a hammer no word of a lie i would no hesitation
by Bigwillyman69420 March 9, 2022
A long, orange penis that is green at the top commonly believed to only to happen to a circumsised virgin.
by Oscar Cox June 24, 2019
by It’sjustmeee February 14, 2019
A promised improvement or change that never happens; usually in the workplace.
A form of bait used to keep the interest of a naive/trusting person.
An empty promise.
A form of bait used to keep the interest of a naive/trusting person.
An empty promise.
"They say things will get better when we the new front office system, but it's just another carrot!"
by Che Guevara August 22, 2003
David: im a pineapple
Phil: your more of a melon i reckon
David: what... someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence!!
Phil: i dno i just thought it sounded coool
Sam: think you might have confused phil there david
David: hmmm i think so to mate. i think phil is a carrot!
Sam: oh a carrot! someone who get confused by fruit related metaphors
David: you got it in one!
Phil: your more of a melon i reckon
David: what... someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence!!
Phil: i dno i just thought it sounded coool
Sam: think you might have confused phil there david
David: hmmm i think so to mate. i think phil is a carrot!
Sam: oh a carrot! someone who get confused by fruit related metaphors
David: you got it in one!
by DaeDaveDavid February 7, 2010