Carpet python 

The dick of a couch.

Look, I’m not trying to yuck anyone’s yum here if you’re all wild about carpet pythons, I just wanna sit.

Carpet python by Skyfire1228 June 16, 2018

Carrera GT 

A beautiful car produced by Porsche costing around 400 thousand dollars. Comes with a 5.7 liter V10 605 horsepower engine and produces a sound like no other car out there. This car is the dream convertible to have.

That is a hot Carrera GT, i wish i was i had enough money to buy one.

Carrera GT by brancster May 26, 2006

kakka carrot cake 

A real super sand legend.

Parody of Goku (Kakarot) in OneyNG's version of DBZ, Dragonzball P.

Kakka Carrot Cake: I'm Kakka Carrot Cake!!

Freezy Pop: ....

Kakka Carrot Cake: I am real super sand!

Freezy Pop: BAH!! Super pooper scoopers are just legend!!

Kakka Carrot Cake: You'll see Freezy Pop, I'm stronger than an ant, if an ant was.... THIS BIG!!

kakka carrot cake by bored9999 December 3, 2013

The Caretaker 

That guy who made music about dementia and everyone praised him one year after he stopped doing it

The Caretaker makes cool music.

The Caretaker by The Greying Dog March 4, 2021

carreta furacão 

Carreta furacão are the superheroes from brazil. They dance trough the cities streets
The members are: Fofão, Popeye, Bozo, Spiderman, Goku, Ben 10, Captain America and Mickey Mouse
Their music theme is "Vem dançar o mestiço" from Leandro Lehart

"DAMN, LOOK AT FOFÃO FROM CARRETA FURACÃO, HE'S CLIMBING THE WALL!"
"Popeye from carreta furacão is ran over by cyclist while fofão climbs the wall and plays the second saddest music of linkin park"

carreta furacão by guaravitamina April 21, 2016

carreonize 

an act of filing a complaint against everyone on the Internet and thinking they can get away with it.

taken from Charles Carreon, the infamous internet lawyer who filed a suit against The Oatmeal, IndieGoGo, the American Cancer Society, and the National Wildlife Fund.

John thought it would be good to carreonize Allan because he was called a douchebag on bash.org

carreonize by starvngartst June 23, 2012

Caretrolling 

"caretrolling" When you want the world to think that you really care but you just want to be in control of everything for your own self loathing.

My ex wife is a caretrolling bitch

Caretrolling by ssupercharged April 22, 2019