by PaintedFist November 25, 2002
Anagram of the word Crap, can be used secretely without someone getting offended.
Mispelling of the word crap.
Also a type of fish.
Mispelling of the word crap.
Also a type of fish.
Do you like your new school shoes son?
Yes Dad they're carp!
Oh right glad you liked them.
omg u iz gh3y nd u iz carp!!111111 nd i cant type
Yes Dad they're carp!
Oh right glad you liked them.
omg u iz gh3y nd u iz carp!!111111 nd i cant type
by Pipey Magraw March 11, 2006
the special childen who are forced to live in big emptty rooms covered in carpet so they dont fall and hurt them selves hense the word "CARP" short for carpet, These childen face a lack of social knowlegde and face a slight case of mental retardation
timmy is such the carp
by big bird on campus September 4, 2007
A revenge tactic in a prank war. Use coat hangers or wire to attach carp (or your fish of choice) to the undercarriage of a car. Most effective in the summer. After a few days the smell will be very noticeable but not obvious where it is coming from. It is the perfect prank because no permanent damage will be caused and it will not cost any money to the pranked other than maybe a few car washes.
We need to get Dave back for putting toothpaste under my door handles. I think he needs to get carped!
by UncleJon September 12, 2013
Carver: I aim to be CARP. Cool and Radically Popular.
Tony: Good thing you don't want to be Cool Rich and Popular.
Carver: Why?
Tony: Good thing you don't want to be Cool Rich and Popular.
Carver: Why?
by MaxManhatten June 11, 2007
"I can't stand all of his carps!"
"There's a carp in the water"
"That carp made of ropes and boards sounds surprisingly good.
"There's a carp in the water"
"That carp made of ropes and boards sounds surprisingly good.
by Carcass July 3, 2005
by Chris Carpenter March 2, 2004