Can be used in place of word crap as an expletive, to be milder on the ears. The word stems from a desire to soften crap, which stems from a desire to soften shit, which was actually an acronym for... Read the definition.
by Nilegazer Die April 7, 2005
"do you want to go on the swans today dawson?
Nah the rats are hench and i'm to carped. Ask Viskus"
"theres absolutely nothing to do today
Yeh ano, do you wana just carp"
"Blorse is so fat, he's been carping all day"
Nah the rats are hench and i'm to carped. Ask Viskus"
"theres absolutely nothing to do today
Yeh ano, do you wana just carp"
"Blorse is so fat, he's been carping all day"
by chrismccro August 17, 2010
by Brendan Carrick March 26, 2003
Anagram of the word Crap, can be used secretely without someone getting offended.
Mispelling of the word crap.
Also a type of fish.
Mispelling of the word crap.
Also a type of fish.
Do you like your new school shoes son?
Yes Dad they're carp!
Oh right glad you liked them.
omg u iz gh3y nd u iz carp!!111111 nd i cant type
Yes Dad they're carp!
Oh right glad you liked them.
omg u iz gh3y nd u iz carp!!111111 nd i cant type
by Pipey Magraw March 11, 2006
the special childen who are forced to live in big emptty rooms covered in carpet so they dont fall and hurt them selves hense the word "CARP" short for carpet, These childen face a lack of social knowlegde and face a slight case of mental retardation
timmy is such the carp
by big bird on campus September 4, 2007
A revenge tactic in a prank war. Use coat hangers or wire to attach carp (or your fish of choice) to the undercarriage of a car. Most effective in the summer. After a few days the smell will be very noticeable but not obvious where it is coming from. It is the perfect prank because no permanent damage will be caused and it will not cost any money to the pranked other than maybe a few car washes.
We need to get Dave back for putting toothpaste under my door handles. I think he needs to get carped!
by UncleJon September 12, 2013
Carver: I aim to be CARP. Cool and Radically Popular.
Tony: Good thing you don't want to be Cool Rich and Popular.
Carver: Why?
Tony: Good thing you don't want to be Cool Rich and Popular.
Carver: Why?
by MaxManhatten June 11, 2007