Carp

To Steal, to take something without permission,

While the cashiers back was turned, I carped a hat from the rack.

by Dave.the.Brave March 27, 2007

Carp

Someone who smells like fish and has a very bad attitude.

That person's a CARP!!!

by Ja'zz May 21, 2008

Carp

Slang for a prostitute or ‘whore’

Your mother is a carp

by Swarby July 31, 2018

Carp

bottom feeder, as in Lesbian. The fish that can eat it's own weight in pussy.

Dude, that honey's a bottom feeder don't
waste any Crown and 7 on it.

by PaintedFist November 25, 2002

Carp

A guy who likes ugly girls with no ass and no boobs.

"Yo, you see that fine looking girl walk by." (Ugliest girl you've ever seen walked buy.)
"Dude, you're a carp."

by gmac-dawg December 16, 2007

Carp

to break an electrical product after the warranty has expired

oh no my telly has backed in what a carp

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

carpe carp

"Seize the fish"

Danny: I want to ask Carol to the dance, but I'm too nervous
Tod: Carpe carp dude!

by Carpe Carpenter December 3, 2013