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Carothers 

it's a man who seems to like to tell boring starbucks jokes
wait what did we do? i dunno i wasn't paying attention, carothers was telling another starbucks joke.
Carothers by John F. Tyler November 1, 2010

cartheist 

A person who films in their car YouTube videos which espouse, defend, or attempt to justify religion. (Vertical video is optional, but frequent.)
"Oh, jeepers, not another cartheist! Why do you all film in your stupid car???"
cartheist by BionicDance June 8, 2019

Shit Carters Hat 

In the days before modern plumbing the Night Soil Man (shit carter) would pay weekly visits to one's home to collect the sewage receptacle (large metal can) and leave an empty one. This service was usually arranged by the local government authority (the council). As the can was large and heavy the shit carter would often place the can on his head, in order to take it back to the shit truck. To make this task more comfortable he would wear a padded hat. The hat would, over a short period of time, become very flat on top due to the weight of the load.
"Strewth mate, the surf today is as flat as a shit carters hat."

Bill Crothers Secondary School 

Bill Crothers Secondary School, also known as one of the worst school in York Region. Known for their white supremacy and highly white population is made up of jocks who can get their dicked sucked by any girl in the school, because they tell em they gunna become a major hockey player but know for a fact they'll be working a 9-5 for the rest of they life. Principle is always watching the cams so don't get caught not in uniform! Also known for their weed-based economy where weed can be used as currency.

Ps. Don't use stairwell E during periods.
Person 1: Yo you go to Bill Crothers Secondary School?
Person 2: Yea bro
Person 1: So u finna be a famous hockey player?
Person 2: Nah I only say that to get me some sloppy

Person 1: Facts

Cariters 

When it comes to a FaceBook Status Comment.. Who cares how you spell!!
Dont worry what they say, The witchy-ness brings out your cariters!!
Cariters by Cjgirl_06 March 31, 2010

cartversation 

When two or more individuals in a grocery store decide to stop with their shopping carts next to one another and have a LOOOOONG conversation, thus blocking out the entire aisle until their meaningless chatter is concluded.
I would have gotten the rice krespies like you wanted, but these two women had a cartversation right in the middle of the cereal aisle and I couldn't get to it.
cartversation by jimmydevious December 18, 2012