cartversation 

When two or more individuals in a grocery store decide to stop with their shopping carts next to one another and have a LOOOOONG conversation, thus blocking out the entire aisle until their meaningless chatter is concluded.

I would have gotten the rice krespies like you wanted, but these two women had a cartversation right in the middle of the cereal aisle and I couldn't get to it.

cartversation by jimmydevious December 18, 2012

calmversation 

A measured, even-keeled conversation, usually between two people discussing a heated topic.

After the breakup, Brett and Adrian sat down to have a calmversation about dividing up their possessions.

calmversation by Laughlynne May 14, 2016

catversation 

the talk directed at a cat, usually your own. Of course the only word they understand is their name.

1. I had a catversation the other day with Felix: 'Aww Felix! What's that in your mouth? A lizard? Oh, aren't you a good hunty cat! Miaow? Do you want some din-dins baby?'

catversation by pugganutta January 9, 2010

cuntversation

A conversation between two individuals that is cuntfull.

Annie "But you can never use the word cuntext out of context."
Matt "What does cuntext mean?"
Annie "Ugh, this is turning into a right cuntversation"

cuntversation by nachoworm December 9, 2010

Camversation 

kam-ver-say-shun (n) A Camversation is a term used to describe the act of conversing with another person on an instant messanging service, also using a webcam to display each other - adding an extra visual dimension to the conversation. Can be a one way Camversation - when one person doesn't have a webcam, or a two way when both do...

"I had a Camversation with Ben the other night, he's had a bowlcut."

"Sarah doesn't do one way Camversations, too many pervs she says..."

Camversation by Seek aka Powerslider March 13, 2005

Cuntversation

A conversation including two or more females (or males) about female related things, such as knitting, periods, figure skating, Grey's Anatomy, and gossip.

-"OMG I wan knitting while flipping between Grey's Anatomy and figure skating when I totally got my period"
-"That sucks man" *looks away*
-"HEY, I'm trying to have a cuntversation with you."

Cuntversation by Traaaavis April 12, 2007

carversation

The act of pulling your car up to another and talking through opened windows. Usually happens at red lights, stop signs, parking lots and narrow roads at 2am.

I was having a carversation with John, when this idiot honked at me 'cause I was blocking the road.

carversation by Zanz May 10, 2008