Carnes Owned Share definition Flag A variation of ownage, chiefly of the mathematical sort, derived from the great one, the true J.C. himself, Jerry Carnes. Let's say your test grade was a 54. You would say: Dude, I just got totally "Carnes Owned." Carnes Owned by YBB November 29, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the Carnes Owned mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch