Chili Con Carne

When, after a spicy meal, a man, preferably the governor of Texas or the President of the United States, takes a shit on a woman's chest, then titty fucks her.

"What say you and me go back to the Lincoln Bedroom and I show you what we mean in Texas by Chili Con Carne?"

by RT November 22, 2004

carne asada tip

When a girls vagina is soo loose that it resembles a and edge piece of carne asada

Monica has a very loose looking carne asada tip... great now i cant eat meat its too gross. peeeyaah

by Hectorc March 13, 2008

titties con carne

When you pour chile w/meat on a girls chest and then titty fuck them.

I gave Krista a titties con carne

by TheManTheMythTheLegend November 3, 2003

Chile Con Carne

When you cut open someone anus and/or asshole and have them shit in your mouth to create a shit-blood mix.

Jay: NAH WHY DO YOU HAVE A BIG CUT IN YOUR ASSHOLE AND WHY IS IT SHIT STAINED

Elliot: Jack wanted to do a Chile Con Carne... you wouldn't understand

by Tom "Lightskin" Murphy February 27, 2023

Chili Con Carne

The most awesome Latino dish ever that with leave your mouth full of fire.

Husband: "Ayyy Mami! What is this? Its deliciouso!"

Wife:"It's chili con carne!"

by Hot Mami 12345 January 28, 2011

Chili con Carne

When you orgasm really hard and end up farting during climax.

I just wanked so hard I chili con carne'd

by spicybeefgasm February 23, 2016

chili con carne

when one shoves a hot (chili) pepper in someone's ass then takes a shit on their chest.

"chili con carne is when you shove a hot chili pepper up someones ass and then shit on their chest."

by chilibillie November 18, 2009