Carnes

CAaARnes! What? My example is too short?
oh well. too bad

carne

meat, my meata, ding a ling, long john, dick, u kno wat u use to smash chicks but if u don't do that then i guess u can say wat ur hand is fond of

ur friends crackin on u bad and u got no come back u just tell em "mi carne"

by Tony "NukLz" January 16, 2004

Cash, bills, money, loot, etc.

"Hey you wanna go eat at capital grille?"

"No man, that shit is mad carne"

by thatniggaleyley March 19, 2005

1) a ring of stone
2) a college-age virgin
3) a jackass, a fool, a pritter, a dandy, a buffoon

Look at that carns over there!
Billy will die a lonely carns.
That carns Billy tore his sack while pantomiming sexual acts.

by Matt Troutman March 24, 2003

being like or having traits of a carny; originating from the deep south

Travis is so carn, he has a mullet and drives a '91 Camaro IROC-Z.

Did we just drink at noon? We are sooo carn!

by elliott April 11, 2005

1. a country way of saying corn.

2. a substance that comes out of your hole in your butt. (synonym: crap, poop, turd)

1. Pass me the carn.

2. I have to take a huge carn.

by Tender Young April 5, 2009

A variation of ownage, chiefly of the mathematical sort, derived from the great one, the true J.C. himself, Jerry Carnes.

Let's say your test grade was a 54.
You would say:
Dude, I just got totally "Carnes Owned."

by YBB November 30, 2003