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A specific breed of douche that plague the wonders of Stickam.com. He has an obsessive compulsion to lie about his career, his life and his whereabouts. He has known to be an astronaut, in the military, a DJ, a Nascar driver and a masochist. Many people try and avoid the carmine because he is a pedo. Carmine's are major attention whores. They will constantly ask you whether or not you can hear them several times in a row. They tend to shun anybody they do not know unless they have breasts, or pay immediate attention to them.

Carmines also don't understand that when they do stupid things, they may be ejected from a chat room. They think they don't do anything wrong and they are ABOVE ZE LAW!!!!

They may also like furries, although there isn't specific evidence pointing to such claims.
"Hey guys. I just got back from NASA and they wanted me to fix the windows on the shuttle and everything. But I was like Screw that, so I came home to have a smoke. I am Carmine."
by Nicholas Van Orton August 22, 2007
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A strong passionate intelligent human being, who Has a brave soul . Normally very handsome and a sexual beast! The biggest asshole you will ever meet but also with the biggest heart. Probably one of the rawest and realist person you will ever meet
guy#1 - this girl don't want to talk to me anymore .
Carmine- yea, that's cause you have a small baby dick .

Guy#1- why do you always have to make fun of my problem :(
Carmine - I got you, you can bang my sister !
by Silly Sally Salads October 09, 2016
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A horrible disease that turns you into a complete douche.
"Yesterday I was chatting online to my 1337 friends when suddenly some guy with TEH CARMINE came in and pissed us all off."
by KaoruBell22 August 22, 2007
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1.A famous "Italian" burrito eaten in the barrios of Mexico City and Milan. Also, a type of extremely danerous bullfighting popular in the north southwestern tip of Texas.
2. Random

See also "Rocco"
1. We ate some Carmines deliciosos at Chipotle yesterday. Prego!!!
2. Wegmans? Kite flying? That is so Carmine.
by katie April 22, 2005
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Carmine has a girl's name
by guiseppe allapane September 23, 2007
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Carmine a kid who wears leather jackets all the time and makes a lot of noice. Makes random screeches and makes dumb jokes all the time. He thinks he works out but is super skinny that you can see every rib in his body. Wears a lot of jell in his hair because he wants to look like Archer.
Joe: Carmine wants to look like a greaser
Eden: LOLOLOLOLOLOLO(LOLOLOLo
by CarminesBestFriend December 06, 2015
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