Carmichael

When a woman gives you a blowjob, while she is sitting on the toilet.

Guy 1: "Dude, this chick gave me a Carmichael last night!"
Guy 2: "No way! She's a freak!"

by Thebartenderslastcall July 19, 2022

Carmichael

When you receive a blowjob from someone, while they are seated on a toilet. AKA reverse blumpkin.

Guy 1: "Dude, I got out of the shower last night and my girl immediately gave me a carmichael."
Guy 2: "Woah man, you've got a freak!"

by Thebartenderslastcall July 22, 2022

Carmichael

A guy that passes out from the fumes of his own shit and doesn't know which hole to put it in when having sex with his cousins.

Carmichael is an ass licking homosexual.

by spedgy March 4, 2022

mitch carmichael

Shifty West Virginian politician. Frequently fails at counting to five. Sits on a throne of lies.

Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.

There is no school Monday: thanks Mitch Carmichael.

by WV Strong March 4, 2018

Carmichaeling

Moving to New York City from Alabama and changing your last name to match your rich gay friend that owns a plantation and hide your poor southern roots, like how Melanie "Carmichael" did in Sweet Home Alabama.

He is carmichaeling to hide that he grew up in a double wide.

by xowe March 31, 2019