Top Definition
Carlos the Jacker is a renowned European terrorist who jacks off on his victims or their stuff.
The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".

"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.
by scodder April 30, 2010
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